Adventures in Huel, day Four. Stuff is happening!

I actually woke up thinking about my shake this morning… Decided to try the banana flavour boost – it was mildly bananary. Bit like a foam banana sweet. I’m definitely less bloated; my clothes feel looser, and I’ve lost my ten-months-pregnant look. Yay! The skin on my hands looks plumper and nicer, too, and my […]


We don’t have a full-length mirror at home…mostly because a) my youngest is a total Narcissus and would be frozen forever, and b) I hate looking at my body because… I’m obese. (There are several reasons for this, like heredity, illness, medications, a Haribo addiction, but none of them change the fact that I. Am. […]

Bits and Bobs

Over on Twitter today, I’ve been chatting about ‘Vagina Makeup’. Yup. Vagina makeup. -Actually (I’m foof-splaining, here, note ‘actually’) it’s a cream for the mons, not the vagina*- This led my deranged mind on some bizarre pathways, and other people got dragged along with me on the journey. We discussed female and male genitalia makeup and […]

Bad Porn.

Ugh. I am so sick of Magic Penis Syndrome in modern romance, especially Billionaire Romance. I’m sick of billionaires, too, come to think of it. I’m sick of feisty, go-getting women with interesting lives and backstory and inner monologues all becoming hormonal messes with no will after one glance from “his [incomparable/unusual/badly simile-d] eyes”. Women […]